The end is nigh

I've gotten the AARP mail before and never felt like I was old, but I now know I am. I just received my first piece of mail addressing me as and I quote "Dear Senior Citizen". I feel sad, and old. Now get off my lawn you damn kids!!

When did it happen?

Holy *#%$! When did Morrissey get old? I saw him about an album ago and he seemed fine then. I just saw a video of him preforming "Something is Squeezing My Skull" and I realized for the first time, the Wizard of Mozz grew up and got old. In my head he's always been eternally young, never aging from those 80's videos with The Smiths. This leads me to one conclusion, I might be growing older as well...nope look the same in my mind as I did before.

Idiots and their money...

...are soon parted in some of the stupidest places. Why do people feel the need to throw coins anywhere they see water, and sometimes even where they don't. I've seen it in fountains, at the ferry dock in Disney World on the pilings of all places, in streams in the mountains, I mean really what do they get from it? I just was watching a show on the National Geographic channel about the Grand Canyon and they were talking about a condor that choked to death on a coin thrown from an overlook by tourists. From what I saw you can't even SEE WATER!! Why? What pushes people to throw coins? Where do they believe the coins go? Charity? I doubt it, probably goes into someone's pocket. I gotta find a way to put a pond, a fountain, some kind of water feature in public. I seriously doubt I'd ever have to work again.